Monthly Archives: March 2015

Pumpkin Cake

I brought homemade pumpkin cake to share with my co-workers. I asked one of them, “How do you like it?”  She said, “It’s good, but you know what was tasty, that banana bread you made last time.” I immediately thought, “Oh I didn’t know she liked my banana bread. I’ll make sure to bake her […]

Subway

I walked into the Subway at the gas station and ordered a footlong. The woman working there told me to show her my gas receipt, so she could give me a discount on my sandwich. I had pumped 12 gallons, for $32. She told me the discount was calculated from 10% of the gas price, […]